Tumblr (3.0; @ostentatiousjukebox)http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canwemakeout.tumblr.com/post/36297210804/crowmunist-my-john-egbert-headcanon-is-that-he">canwemakeout</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crowmunist.tumblr.com/post/36270689934/my-john-egbert-headcanon-is-that-he-goes-from">crowmunist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my john egbert headcanon is that he goes from this:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvn7nCAij1r0q9yn.jpg"/></p> <p>to this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvnavCzin1r0q9yn.jpg"/></p> <p>so basically he never stops being a babe</p> </blockquote> <p>YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152320881http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152320881Thu, 23 May 2013 11:38:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydogfUC0W1qjreu1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152312055http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152312055Thu, 23 May 2013 11:38:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1801a0e2b9148670294e99f44bdba813/tumblr_mn2nu5IqSt1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://macklecorn.tumblr.com/post/51134768482/onlylolgifs-macaroni-being-made-thats-rotini" class="tumblr_blog">macklecorn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlylolgifs.net/post/50868219230/macaroni-being-made">onlylolgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Macaroni being made</p> </blockquote> <p>thats rotini you uncultured shit</p></blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152300568http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152300568Thu, 23 May 2013 11:37:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6587da4ea640a82268d8ff7237be2ee/tumblr_mn8dyjifwM1sronh2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katspaw.tumblr.com/post/51123923769/ceriene">katspaw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ceriene.tumblr.com/post/51123874172">ceriene</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8e502c973ff8f854fd3457c44d1cc0af/tumblr_inline_mn8f0xNByV1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fcd111b7f3a31829c0f4ff1b5d565838/tumblr_inline_mn8f2iQ3wm1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152294935http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152294935Thu, 23 May 2013 11:37:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unluckyships.tumblr.com/post/50677136488/when-a-friend-asks-you-for-a-piece-of-paper-and-12">unluckyships</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a4c4bce0c024bf45c59399b8139ccb18/tumblr_inline_mmyp31YwYH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152277675http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152277675Thu, 23 May 2013 11:37:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0zlzzsuG1r051igo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0zlzzsuG1r051igo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0zlzzsuG1r051igo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0zlzzsuG1r051igo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dinglehoppersaplenty.tumblr.com/post/43790366080/i-feel-bad-cause-robert-seems-like-he-was">dinglehoppersaplenty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-feel-bad-cause-Robert-seems-like-he-was-3000times-happier-on-the-harry-potter-set-than-anything">#I feel bad cause Robert seems like he was 3000times happier on the harry potter set than anything</a></p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152246990http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152246990Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/459020519add3171a1419ffc1c2ef88c/tumblr_mf8ow0ej1p1ruzrtzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152239446http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152239446Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5115ae3771f7032d8dd222e497a8e96/tumblr_mn8wnei4Rf1s116pvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soapchan.tumblr.com/post/51139090853/good-morning-everyone" class="tumblr_blog">soapchan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Good morning everyone~</p></blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152221250http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152221250Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a13f32624bef8442e53dc884ad7a7a37/tumblr_mn8facTf6D1rgw4t2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lostamongthecrowd.tumblr.com/post/51124147515/http-whrt-it-16aewet" class="tumblr_blog">lostamongthecrowd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fans de Hetalia | via Facebook on @weheartit.com - <a href="http://whrt.it/16aewet"></a><a href="http://whrt.it/16aewet"><a href="http://whrt.it/16aewet">http://whrt.it/16aewet</a></a></p></blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152209277http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152209277Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/161faf2dd6d7c1d5f70493a6bd8db3fd/tumblr_mn7dqdqwUD1rinyv6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152204706http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152204706Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17b5261273dbbcfd1098d248370762db/tumblr_mn6d58Y1VA1s80yl2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heyyy-its-aizelle.tumblr.com/post/51031983591/source" class="tumblr_blog">heyyy-its-aizelle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32945642">source</a></p></blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152186249http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152186249Thu, 23 May 2013 11:35:38 -0400me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonighthttp://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152173131http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152173131Thu, 23 May 2013 11:35:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6em4pKwOV1r90a6io1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6em4pKwOV1r90a6io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6em4pKwOV1r90a6io3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6em4pKwOV1r90a6io4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152143545http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152143545Thu, 23 May 2013 11:34:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://esexist.tumblr.com/post/47799974779/i-just-got-called-a-faggot-by-a-group-of-6th">esexist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152108001http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152108001Thu, 23 May 2013 11:34:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2810fc6fd4c7afe78e53a45f2b55456/tumblr_mn6925ASDK1r5fenlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f2aa4f644f1e816069083c72c2e3a22/tumblr_mn6925ASDK1r5fenlo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/51120197876/those-wordless-moments-how-did-these-two-even">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://those-wordless-moments.tumblr.com/post/51106434711/how-did-these-two-even-win-the-hunger-games">those-wordless-moments</a>:</p> <p>How did these two even win the hunger games?</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152097596http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152097596Thu, 23 May 2013 11:33:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitylooper.tumblr.com/post/49388902899/something-to-think-about-the-earth-is-4-6-billion">infinitylooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Something to think about:</p> <h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.<br/> We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.<br/> In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.<br/></span></span></h5> <p><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">This isn’t sustainable.<br/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152090746http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152090746Thu, 23 May 2013 11:33:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma06xuyti81qe6iyko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dropitlikeitshussie.tumblr.com/post/51118312351/f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t-fuck-the-police">dropitlikeitshussie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t.tumblr.com/post/50790998082/fuck-the-police-if-you-know-what-i-mean">f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck the police if you know what i mean</p> </blockquote> <p>okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case</p> <p>a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152082365http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51152082365Thu, 23 May 2013 11:33:30 -0400<a href="http://hidden-agender.tumblr.com/post/51079937828/denmark">A Queer One From The Start: Denmark</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selchieproductions.tumblr.com/post/51077144337/denmark">selchieproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fossekall.tumblr.com/post/51066290856">fossekall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katyissuperwholocked.tumblr.com/post/44422235540">katyissuperwholocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock.tumblr.com/post/44414507577/denmark">superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You are <strong>allowed to drink when you’re 16.</strong></p> <p>You are <strong>allowed in clubs when you’re 18.</strong></p> <p>You receive <strong>free education.</strong></p> <p>You receive <strong>economic support while studying.</strong></p> <p>You enjoy <strong>free hospitalization.</strong></p> <p>You’ll be correctly informed by <strong>objective news channels.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/16c167ad2fd8273ef159e73f56078897/tumblr_inline_mj2dabAE2o1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <ul><li>you are forced to endure the danish language</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>Also:</p> <ol><li>Denmark has yet to outlaw racial profiling.</li> <li>Racial minorities in Denmark have a greater chance of being arrested without being convicted of a crime.</li> <li>Denmark refuses to acknowledge the existence of a Roma minority in Denmark, and refuses to offer them any legal protection against discrimination.</li> <li>POC in Denmark are much more likely to be victims of hate crimes, compared to ethnic Danes.</li> <li>In order to marry an ethnic Dane as a foreign national, you have to be at least 24 years old, never have received any social benefits, show proof of financial independence and pay a deposit of ~£5200.</li> <li>Hostels for homeless people are forbidden by law to accept foreign born guests who cannot show proof of permanent residency in the country.</li> </ol></blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151794437http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151794437Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dionthesocialist.tumblr.com/post/50110361895/sometimes-i-wish-i-could-ban-my-students-from">dionthesocialist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151715643http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151715643Thu, 23 May 2013 11:26:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/49728287961/my-life-changed-forever-when-i-found-out-the-word">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”</p> </blockquote>http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151678777http://ostentatiousjukebox.tumblr.com/post/51151678777Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:26 -0400